The Stuffed Stocking | Fair Isle Christmas Tree Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:2X He'll be like the yodel

He'll be like the yodel kid of 2019

4'11" jockeys

but I have nothing good to say about giblets of any kind

That's just too cute

or just time traveled from 1993

The Stuffed Stocking | Fair Isle Christmas Tree Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:2X He'll be like the yodelSure, a real Christmas tree is neat and all. No two are the same and they smell marvelous. But, you have to water them constantly, their prickly lil needles fall off constantly, my cat won't get out of it and then they eventually die which serves as a constant reminder that life is fleeting and no one gets out of this world alive. So I prefer artificial trees and I'll light a mf holiday candle and call it a day. And the icing on the cake? Wearing